December 16, 2002

You Can Get with This:

1.25 carat diamond

Or You Can Get with That:

cubic zirconia

You Can Get with This:

Diamonds R A Girls Best Friend

Or You Can Get with That:

Material Girl

You Can Get with This:

Marilyn Monroe

Or You Can Get with That:

Madonna

You Can Get with This:

Elizabeth

Or You Can Get with That:

Whortney

You Can Get with This:

fudge brownies

Or You Can Get with That:

lame cookies

You Can Get with This:

Intense Romance

Or You Can Get with That:

Feeling Ill

Oh yeah, the look of nausea on Jason's face is the look every gal yearns to see after 2-minute monkey sex.

You Can Get with This:

Liason Love!

Any closer, and he'd be inside her. *ethem*

Or You Can Get with That:

Some Afterglow...NOT!

Ah... the closeness after coitus... You call *this* an afterglow? LMAO! He put the DOG between them!

 

You NEED to Get with This, Cause it's the THIS that is PHAT:
Liason! Liason!

 

"Ain't Nothin' Like the Real Thing, Baby!"

Liason: No Substitutions!

 

Sincerely,

 

Mrs. Christina Brunkhorst

 

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